wump 

A delicacy desert crafted with sausage buns,cool whip and topped with caramel sauce :p

deepak: hailey can you make me a wump?..

hailey: can youu go make it instead and make me one too..? :D

deepak: .... you know what, yeah.

wump by neptune<3 June 22, 2022

Wump 

1) Band kid humor describing failure of one to hit a particular note, ergo, a failure
2) A fail of epic proportions, described by a very loud pedal tone, saying "This is my wump..." and a tuba player with a monotone voice saying "Wump"
3) A play on Wumbo
4) A descriptive word for a very good time, day, or experience
5) The act of one putting their lips over the mouthpiece of a brass instrument, preferably sousaphone, tuba, contra, or baritone, and yelling as loud as humanly possible
6) If all else fails, the most accurate and precise definition of Wump is 42
7) God

1) *Band kid trips on tuba*
Wump
2) "How was your day?"
"It was very wump thank you"

Wump by Mr. Leo October 15, 2014

mug wump 

a texas term meaning one who sits on a fence (ie his mug is on one side of the fence and his wump in on the other)

alt. a fence straddler

I have not heard the candidate state her position clearly even once. What a mug wump!

mug wump by Stella Lafayette December 3, 2004

Wump 

Everything you don't want it to be.

We went wumping yesterday.

Wump by Steem Peem April 13, 2010

mug wump 

To slap across the face (mug) with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually before or after oral sex.

She was feeling pretty frisky, so just for fun, I gave her a big wet mug wump after I blew my load in her face.

mug wump by Harry Armpit February 1, 2010

wump 

To defecate.

"I need to wump."
"Ahh, I just had a good wump!"

wump by RatPhink December 19, 2008

wump 

the noise made when a slightly large person falls out of a window and hits the pavement

WUMP!!! as she hit the pavement "who fell out the window" someone askes

wump by findingbread123 January 19, 2021