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Wrench Dick

1. A guy that jacks off way to much.
Dude were you jacking off again, we're out of lotion again...you're such a Wrench Dick.
by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010
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fart wrenching

Something, especially any type of food or physical situation, that can more readily make your ass pass gas.
I did some fart wrenching exercises, and then ate a fart wrenching dinner before watching a fart wrenching movie.
by Shit_4_Brains July 1, 2007
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Johnny Wrenchface

An anonymous way to refer to a person you think is a tool.
Johnny Wrenchface still hasn't turned on the plumbing? Our landlord is a tool!
by -BS#4 October 15, 2008
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Mississippi Pipe Wrench

Having a huge and deformed penis with an extra large pee hole
I saw Tom in the locker room yesterday, he had a huge Mississippi Pipe Wrench
by Yourmainmandjdanthemixman January 10, 2016
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Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.
"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."
by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012
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Wrenchpants

tiny, cheap, Hobbit-like creature with squirrel-like hands and an inability to pronounce words or names correctly; usually blind and possesses the ability to cross highly trafficked streets without harm, almost like an invisible Frogger game; inevitably, this creature's clothing is ill-fitted, leading him to pull, twist or "wrench" such attire so that the wallet is lying on the hip; the Wrenchpant's biggest enemy are "shortpants" or, more commonly, "short britches"; this creature pretends to have a higher education and would sell his own srambled-egg-eyebrowed father down the river to save a dime
It gets old as heck working for that bitch-ass Wrenchpants.
by Buz Mills December 9, 2008
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willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.
"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"
by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005
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