A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

Left-handed monkey wrench by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012

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Wreckhead

A person who takes large quantities of drugs or alcohol.
Wreckheads are usually found to mix most drugs together resulting in complete twistedness often leading to various forms of psycosis

Wreckheads are usually found in groups of ravers

Wreckhead by Wreckhead May 17, 2007

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Wrenchpants

tiny, cheap, Hobbit-like creature with squirrel-like hands and an inability to pronounce words or names correctly; usually blind and possesses the ability to cross highly trafficked streets without harm, almost like an invisible Frogger game; inevitably, this creature's clothing is ill-fitted, leading him to pull, twist or "wrench" such attire so that the wallet is lying on the hip; the Wrenchpant's biggest enemy are "shortpants" or, more commonly, "short britches"; this creature pretends to have a higher education and would sell his own srambled-egg-eyebrowed father down the river to save a dime

It gets old as heck working for that bitch-ass Wrenchpants.

Wrenchpants by Buz Mills December 9, 2008

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willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.

"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"

willy wrench by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

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