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Wretching Donkey

When you are pounding a girl from behind, whilst she is simultaneously vomiting.
"Bro I got my girl so drunk on vodka she gave me the Wretching Donkey."

Ferret Wrenching 

Ferret Wrenching occurs when you gape open the rectum of a ferret, and proceed to go balls deep. Now that the ferret is snugly wrapped around your Johnson you take their arms and make it cosplay as a machine gun but......instead of bullets, you guessed it! Your hot gooey semen. As you nut, filling the ferret with love the teeth act as a bullet carver, giving you spurts of semen the perfect shape.
Ferret Wrenching

Sexual act with gargantuan amounts of blood against a ferret.

Last Saturday I released the biggest nut while wrenching my newborn ferret.
Ferret Wrenching by legionisawful November 7, 2017

Wrenching 

To have a guy bend over with his ass in the air and have another guy side straddle the other guy and push his scrotum in his rectum. The following looks like a wrench and creates torque on the bottom guy's rectum.
Bob: im a catcher.
Chester: if thats the case, lets do some wrenching!
Wrenching by theshakal2179 June 3, 2010
Throwing up, calling ralph on the big white phone, puking.

Its an older term for this event and is still in use in the UK.
Johnson: Hey look! That guy is wretching over the balcony

George: He fucking wretched on my car!
Wretching by xaneks August 26, 2015

Are you still wrenching? 

Tom: what's up Tim?
Tim: nothing much
Tom: hey are you still wrenching?

Wrenchify 

The action of one's self turning into a wrench
Well, I guess I'll just wrenchify myself.
Wrenchify by His-seraph December 3, 2021