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simps for taylor.
also the best gc to exist.
"Have you heard of weepy?"
"The gc that includes that bitch nath?"
"Yeah, that one!"
weepy by lena._ March 1, 2021

Weepy Jerk 

1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.

3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.
1. Overcome with sadness, Noah decided to have a weepy jerk, resulting in his problems not seeming quite so bad after all.
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.

3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.

4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!
Weepy Jerk by Kabouter0 October 31, 2021

Weepypasta 

A creepypasta that’s just sad instead of scary.
I was expecting a horror story, for my timbers to be shivered but this weepypasta just left me feeling depressed instead of scared.
Weepypasta by Somewan7777 February 13, 2025
Weird and creepy combined

Emoji combo: πŸ€§πŸ€§πŸ€§βœ…βœ…βœ…
Kris: Officer, all I said is that she was cute and funny πŸ˜­πŸ’’
Police: *pulls out walkie talkie* This is officer Bart, subject seems to be a weepy, over πŸ€§βœ…
weepy by JabbleWabble March 11, 2025