Home wrecking whore

Adj; also known as "slut", "whore", "Sarah". (Also see "desperate") Will pursue your husband relentlessly, even after he tells her he's getting back with his wife, and changes his phone number. Characteristics: Lying - ie: "you won't see my number or texts anymore, trust me!" (Still calls and texts) "I'm not the home wrecker you think I am!". Cannot decipher the difference between dreams and reality. Will go to extreme lengths to try and draw your husband away from you, including creeping to his truck and leaving psychotic notes. Cowardly- makes sure to avoid you (the wife) at all costs, and any form of confrontation. Delusional- thinks they "love" a man that lied to them just to get in their pants. Thinks they have a chance of breaking up a marriage that they cannot. Thinks they're better than the married mans wife (in correspondence to "distorted reality", where they clearly haven't comprehended the extreme difference between what they look like..and what his wife looks like). Homely- looks like they shop at K-mart in the "teen" section.

whore slut delusional stupid downgrade easy home wrecking whore

by Suckstosuck June 23, 2013

pecker wrecker

braces on a girl

damn dog that girls pecker wreckers tore my shit up

by concernedcustomer May 5, 2004

Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj

Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker

by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014

riggity riggity wrecked

From Rick and Morty, the act of getting RIGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED is to get so fucked up that it's almost other worldly

"Man I got so riggity RIGGITY wrecked last night!"

by big bertha April 19, 2017

political car-wreckness

Social political feel-good agendas which are fiscally unfeasible and unsustainable and which eventually destroy the good object from which the improvement is demanded.

Demands of political car-wreckness were made for car companies to comply with social or fictitious save-the-earth global warming standards to the point they went bankrupt.

by E. Murphy June 26, 2009

tyrannosaurus wrecked

A phrase describing one's extreme intoxication

Guy 1: oh man, you really loved those jaeger bombs last night...
Guy 2: yeah, i was tyrannosaurus wrecked!

by fatcat2040 March 23, 2008

wrecked wagon

A girl with an unattractive face, yet sporting a phatty on the back side.

booty ass train

Nigga 1: Ya know that bitch Monica with that phat ass?
Nigga 2: Hell yeah but her face looking like it came out dat ass
Nigga 1: Absolutely, Shes a WRECKED WAGON.

by LowKeyVapes June 19, 2016