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workinate

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This is a portmanteau of "work" and "hibernate," meaning to work in an isolated, enclosed space for long, sustained periods of time such as days or weeks, and with limited social contact. In contrast to chronic hermitism, workination usually is periodical or cyclical, and is particularly present during the winter months.
I can't see my girlfriend and I have turned off my cell phone because I need to workinate all weekend.
by Nathan Fosse January 24, 2008
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Jelly Worming

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1. The act of a male masturbating with their own body flab.

2. A male having sex with another's body flab.
1. Bubba was aroused when he saw Rosie O'Donnell, and preceded Jelly worming.

2. When Bubba and Rosie were performing coitus later that night, Bubba thought it would be enjoyable to Jelly Worm her.
by L I V E August 18, 2009
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Working the room

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1) The words and actions of a socially talented person, often a salesman or aspiring actor/producer/pick-up artist, as he bounces from group to group at a particular event. Public speakers are capable of working the room without leaving the stage.

2) The seduction of an entire room of men by an attractive woman, often with the intent of sales or self-promotion.
Goofus was a wallflower all night, while Gallant was working the room.
by ATexan November 23, 2009
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Funny play on words used by successful management types. Can be combined with finger guns for the ultimate combo.
Supervisor: Hey Joe! Working hard or hardly working? Hahahaha.

Joe: Hahahahaha! You're the best boss ever!
by dunderscott January 4, 2010
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working from home

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A euphemism popular in the corporate world, signifying a person who spends the day furiously masturbating, pausing only occasionally to answer emails as quickly as possible to convince colleagues he/she is in fact hard at work on company matters.
Email autoreply:
'I'm working from home today, please direct any queries/calls to my colleagues. And don't call my mobile, I might be on the vinegar strokes then...'
by PatrickAntonis May 28, 2006
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Wordington

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Used to describe something goofy or out of place
*Cat absolutely fuckin ballin*
Guy 1: "Woah, is that cat really ballin'?"
Guy 2: "Wordington Cat 🐈"
by Wordingtonian October 23, 2022
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Working it up

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To manually arouse oneself, usually in the shower; a precurser to masturbation
JB: Brian, did I just walk in on you jacking off in the goddamn shower?

Brian: Nah dude, you're overreacting. I was just working it up.
by herdfan1128 May 25, 2015
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