Retail Workout

When a person who works in retail uses their job as an opportunity to workout by speed walking, lifting numerous heavy objects unnecessarily, or often times a combination of both. Sometimes they may go as far as wearing wrist or ankle weights to enhance their regimen. The majority of time they come across as a tweaking suckass by displaying an annoying amount of energy and eagerness to do things that normal people wouldn't want to do in the process making co-workers look bad or lazy.

Bob: Hey man, did you see Steve in electronics? I think he's been snorting coke on his break.

Terry: Na, he's just doing his retail workout.

by getfisted December 12, 2012

Lebanese Workout

To work excessivley on your chest and biceps. No other muscle are to be excercised. This will make sure that you look huge. Tight t-shirts are required as well.

LEBANESE WORKOUT

Roni: Shooo, what are you pumping today?

Younis: CHEST AND BI'S! CHEST AND BI'S!

Roni: Wallah me too!

by Yallah push RONI March 1, 2011

workout impostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.

by mheartstar March 10, 2011

Workout dick

Term to describe ones penis post workout. Workout sucks tend to be pathetically small and flaccid due to flood flow being distribute to other parts of the body

Man I got a bad case of workout dick right now. It’s so small and wrinkly jeeze.

by Larmonaid May 13, 2018

funk-workout

to have sweet sweaty sex

becca brown likes to film people doing funk-workouts!

by Conor Frederick March 10, 2009

california workout

when you say you're going to the gym but all you end up doing is sitting on a bike listening to music and chatting with your friends at the juice bar.

hey im pretty tired but im gunna go do a california workout

by cali_kid123 April 22, 2009

guido workout

being able to bench press a car but not having the leg strength to carry their hairspray of tacky jewelry

That guido can't reach his arms to his undersized pockets because of his guido workout, so he is stuck in an infinite fist pump status

by squantch November 5, 2010