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wool

Noun 1. The term wool is usually restricted to describing the fibrous protein derived from the specialized skin cells called follicles in sheep.

Verb 1. pull the wool over someone's eyes - conceal one's true motives from especially by elaborately feigning good intentions so as to gain an end
'That prick really pulled the wool over your eyes, pal."
by Bolhuelo February 12, 2010
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wool

Did you see that shit? That guy's a wool!
by Dave August 13, 2003
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wool

A term used to describe the vagina
by Brian Henricksen March 3, 2004
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wool

a wool is sum1 hu dreses like dey av neva shoped 4 demselves b4. der aba as important as a leaf.dey wer cloves dat wer fashions from 5 years ago n dat r lyrca strechy fat hugin cloves. der al moon eds n deranged dey av gt mental problems wid der own eds deyve got issuses. dey cal scousers robers bt der da 1s roben of us 4 al r gd shit cos dey aint gt non of im n we av :D
wools an mancs r da same type of species hu luk dres n take da smae so der basicaly dog clones of eachuva
by scousers March 29, 2005
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wool

I'm so studly, I have to beat the wool off with a stick.
by harry pantstoucher October 11, 2003
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wool

Verb-transitive
to excessivly handle a small or baby animal.
The little girl wooled the kitten to death.
by L Keith Ray August 21, 2008
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Wool

1) NOUN: A term referring to a women, usually used in a way to describe the "end in mind goal," her pussy
--can be used in the phrase "pulling wool" which means "hooking up or spitting game".

--can be used in the phrase "sheering wool" or "staffing the herd" which means "to fuck"
--Plural form of "wool" includes "flock"
--can be used in phrase "to bah'd" which means "to make a girl orgasm loudly and wildly"

2) ADJECTIVE (Wooless): One who lacks the ability to get laid, spit game, or not act like a tool in front of women.

3) ADJECTIVE (Shepherd): A master of the flock, one who spits game like a kid playing candyland or legos. He tends to the herd regularly, and "pulls" all day, everyday.

4) Antonym is billygoat: referred to as a guy
Guy 1: "Hey bro, did you pull wool last night at that party?"

Guy 2: "No man, he didn't; he's wooless

Guy 3: "Fuck you guys, I staffed the herd like a cockaraptor"

Guy 1: "I pulled a flock and saw you nipping at hippie-guys man

Guy 3: "What're you talking about? I sheered that shit squared like a shepherd jackass."

Guy 2: "You staffed a billygoat you sizzledick motherfucker."

Guy 1: "Mine bah'd like your mother."

Guy 3: "....you watched me nip at hippie-guys?"

Guy 2: "yeah his staff came from your show bro."

Guy 1: "dude, he's my lacrosse-bro, I gotta watch his ass."

Guy 2: "yeah I bet you do, watching it like you're tending your flock, little cunt."
by bamfbrad October 7, 2011
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