Wouter

the most intelligent,creative person youll come across. when he plays his guitar his genuine air about him just, makes you blush. hes a real catch, and he'll teach you to trust again. vulnerable at times, his heart is precious. if you know him, tell him how beautiful he is on a daily basis. never break his trust, ever. he does not hand himself over to people easily, and when he does, be grateful that he trusts you. thats a gift within itself. hes one gentle lion at heart, and his blonde mane of hair looks so soft to touch.

hes handsome, but hes modest. hes the type of guy that you can tell just by how gently he pets his cat, or plays his guitar, that he'd be a wonderful lover to have. he'll want to see you without makeup, and tell you you're beautiful, always. you've just gotta love this guy. by the way, when you say the word water, it can stir up a bit of confusion

Person A: I met this amazing guy, he makes me crazy and I love it, finally someone who just...gets me
Person B: He must be a wouter!

by iceshot11 February 16, 2013

Wouter

Someone that talks too much about Dark Souls.

Arno: Why does every conversation we have with him somehow go to Dark Souls?!? I want to talk about serious shit!
Joe: Yeah, he is such a Wouter!

by PeachBandit March 7, 2022

Splendiferously Wontastical

1. The most wonderful and different person, place, thing, idea, or feeling that you can ever imagine.

2. So different or weird that it is utterly amazing.

1. Boy: Your the most wonderful person in the whole world!
Girl: I think your Splendifersouly Wontastical too!

2. That pineapple and anchovie pizza is splendiferously wontastical.

by Panthergirl092789 July 5, 2009

wontfix

A polite way to say, "Forget it," in response to a work request.

Yep. I just marked that bad boy WONTFIX and sent it back to the business unit.

by Paul Sisler June 7, 2005

Wongtree

An alias who is secretly known as Simon Wong. He resides in the area South Strathfield and moves from house to house due to living a nomadic life. He is of skinny physique and looks like a pretty girl. Sometimes mistaken for his beautiful sister, (name cannot be shown for various reasons).

Hey Wongtree come pick me up.

by Jim Raynor Dian Wei July 28, 2010

a dog that just wont shut the fuck up

That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.

(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,

Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

by MateoDoge April 25, 2020

Wout

Wout is an extremely hot guy that you can’t resist. He’s very protective and always ready to help you. Wout’s are very well in bed, they will suprise you.

Ow wow you’re such a Wout, I love you

by Jess93 November 19, 2021