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wonderfuck 

To be really annoyed; stressed; or upset and pretend you aren't. Usually said with sarcasm.
Best friend 1: Hey how are you?
Best friend 2: I'm wonderfuck how about you?
Best friend 1: why?
Best friend 2: My mom is cheating on my dad, and i failed my history test.
Best friend 1: that sucks dude. I'm pretty good.
wonderfuck by Emilinan March 18, 2009

wonderfuck 

A word created and used only by the embarassingly inferior of people, mainly heavy-set blonde chicks who'd like to think they're highly creative and original for using the word. Used appropriately, "wonderfuck" would referrence the mental state of any given individual who's recently experienced any heavy, typically negative, intrinsic or extrinsic experience. Despite rolling off the tongue nicely, you do not want to be caught dead in public saying this word. You'd just as well fart as noisily as possible and slap everyone in a ten-foot radius, as it'd have the same effect on people.
Girl: "Whoa, man. My cat just died, I was evicted from my apartment and the doctor told me earlier that I have tumors in my ovaries. What a wonderfuck."

Man: "Yeah, well you deserve it you damn cunt."
wonderfuck by Sam Havey April 28, 2006

Wonderfuckle

Eric: "Dude, your girlfriend looks hot today"
Josh: "No man, she looks wonderfuckle"
Wonderfuckle by VinceKing June 21, 2010

Wonderlic Test 

1. Noun. A test used to test knowledge in certain situations, especially used at the NFL combine.

2. Noun. A tottally unrelated comment used in everyday conversations.

3. Verb. The test of one's ability to lick.
Vince Young would have been drafted higher, except for his tiny Wonderlic score.

Hey John!
Im gonna swim a wonderlic!
?

Girl 1: Im gonna give my boyfriend the Wonderlic Test.
Girl 2: kinky...
Wonderlic Test by Jeembo December 20, 2010

wonderificul 

a combination of the words wonderful, terrific, and magical.

used to describe awesome ppl
janine is so damn wonderificul
wonderificul by NiNaBeAn September 21, 2005

wonderchica 

A girl who without doubt is the best thing thats ever happened to you.
You are my wonderchica, you make me feel fantastic
wonderchica by Ogdini November 9, 2004