wonton winking

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.

Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

by Deseka November 1, 2008

wonton poop

The aesthetically pleasing appearance of an anal excrement in which closely resembles a neatly folded wonton noodle.

As I entered the empty stall yesterday, my restless body was suddenly woken by the gorgeously shaped wonton poop resting softly against the porcelain bowl.

by asianpeoplemeet.com July 2, 2016

Wonton Soup

When you dunk your (Ballsack) in the hot tub and then proceed to dunk them in a girls mouth

Dude i wonton soupd this girl last night

Hey i might wonton soup this girl later tonight

by DeluxeDicty May 18, 2021

Wonton Soup

a alternative pronoun to the word "pussy". Hot delicious pussy that give a scent as strong as a wonton meal from a Chinese restaurant.

"Hop up in my car, then I drop my roof, smell like wonton soup, thats just how I do, then I park my car, then I fuck yo bitch, eat that wonton soup, smell like wonton soup...."

-(Legendary) Lil B "Wonton Soup" song

by Keith Styles July 30, 2010

Wonton'd

The new way of saying owned. From the phrase want ownage? which turned into wontown, which led to wonton'd a play on words of the Asian food wonton.

I just wonton'd that noob, I got a no scope headshot on him.

by Triggersoft November 25, 2010

Wonton

Noun - the act of performing below expectations.

Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.

Noun - my fantasy football team was projected to win this week, but they pulled a wonton and scored half as many as my opponent.

Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"

by jay20716 October 13, 2014

Wonton Animal Chin

As long as you're still searching for Chin, you've already found him

by Anonymous June 6, 2003