Womp womp

A preface to announce you’re about to say the most retarded shit ever.

Kid online: my grandma’s bouta die it’s hard

Retard: Womp womp lil ngger guess what else is hard

by Stonmann October 25, 2023

Womp Womp

Used after awkward situations/getting hurt

I just fell off my bed...womp womp...

by googliebear January 14, 2012

womp-womp

A mid-sized, adorable rodent that resides exclusively on the campus of Vassar College. They are everywhere and like to rise up on their hind legs to nomnom on low branches. When startled, these creatures womp-womp away.

(Btdubs, it's a groundhog)

Vassar Student 1: Woah! Look at the Womp-womp by Strong!

Vassar Student 2: Bah! You scared it, you hipster. Now it's womp-womping away.

by VirtualToasters May 15, 2011

Womp Womp

The sound dubstep music makes.

This dubstep is so sick, womp womp!

by HungarianHaiku August 18, 2010

Womp-Womp

Sound Charlie Brown's teacher makes when she talks. Directly translates to "I don't care."

Kid 1: Oh no! I failed my test!
Kid 2: Womp-Womp, should've studied dumbass.

by Randal M. March 23, 2007

Womp Womp

A response to any person attempting to use a purely emotional argument to further their agenda.

Guy 1: I read today about a ten year old girl with Down Syndrome who was taken from her mother and put into a cag-
Guy 2: Womp Womp
Guy 1: Did you just say "Womp Womp" to a ten year old with Down Syndrome being taken from her mother? How dare you? How- *proceeds to dissolve into nothing but insults*

by Elijah Browning June 20, 2018

womp womp

To cry, bitch, or moan about something. To rub it in someones face when they are crying.

Ugly Person 1: I am so ugly I am going to cut myself.

Hottie: Womp womp!

by LexxyAmy December 23, 2008