Baptist (usually Southern Baptist) preacher or church member who continually uses the phrase "we jus' (just)" in public prayer.
I knew I was in a Wejus Baptist church when the preacher droned on and on: "Father, we jus' thank you for..." and "we jus' want to say"...and "we jus' praise you" and "we jus' ask your blessing"...
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Get the Wejus Baptist mug.The invocation of race, sexuality or gender to repel or attract criticism of a corporate product to raise its profile whilst lending itself a cynical veneer of virtue.
Movie/product/commercial created to cause controversy.
Social media backlash, argument and bad feeling raise the profile of movie/product/commercial.
Corporation tweets:
‘You just didn’t like the movie/product/commercial because you are a racist/homophobe/sexist/transphobe/gammon/nazi.’
Response:
Wokus Pokus. #wokuspokus
Social media backlash, argument and bad feeling raise the profile of movie/product/commercial.
Corporation tweets:
‘You just didn’t like the movie/product/commercial because you are a racist/homophobe/sexist/transphobe/gammon/nazi.’
Response:
Wokus Pokus. #wokuspokus
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Significant other. Alternative non gender-specific term for one's partner in a committed romantic relationship or marriage.
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Boy 1: "Man your ex is so much hotter now. Why didn't you try to marry her when you could?"
Boy 2: "IDK man, wokushuda!"
Boy 2: "IDK man, wokushuda!"
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Get the Winkle-Wouser mug.Usually a person with any combination of immaturity, mental disorders, social disorders, ability to make other laugh, and random sexual inuendo expulsion. Should be approached with caution, as a wojtus may attempt to grasp tightly anything, whether living or inanimate, and hold it in a way it calls a hug. Wojtusai (pl) also bite. Either may be fatal. If you should come into contact with a wojtus, direct its attention at something shiny, and contact your local insane assylum.
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Get the wojtus mug.(n) A proper name for God that is most commonly uttered by white college-aged evangelical Christians in parachurch organizations (such as InterVarsity Christian Fellowship, Campus Crusade for Christ, and The Navigators) and mindless youth ministries during group prayer in a vain attempt to soften their language and hide their narcissism. It's origin is the collapse of the default prayer phrase "Lord, we just..." A phrase containing irony in that, while supposedly praying to God, one expresses what are more likely their own desires/opinions arrived at without thoughtful discernment.
When praying: "Lord Wejust want to thank you for being you. Lord Wejust want to praise you. Lord Wejust want you to call down your heavenly fire on those unbelievers/Iraqis/pro-choicers/homosexuals because of the truth of your Name."
OR
"Lord Wejust thank you that we are not like other people: thieves, rogues, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. We fast twice a week; We give a tenth of all our income." (See Luke 18:11-12)
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"Lord Wejust thank you that we are not like other people: thieves, rogues, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. We fast twice a week; We give a tenth of all our income." (See Luke 18:11-12)
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