Woelympics

A form of attention-seeking and one-upmanship wherein the participants try to outdo each other with sob stories and having the worst parents, ailment, job, life, etc.

"Oh hey, is that Jenny and Amanda?"
"Yeah, but you probably don't want to go over there. They're competing over who has the worst mental illness."
"Oh god, not the Woelympics again."

by aoigensou September 7, 2013

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You have reached the peak of boredom, you have already tried qwrtuipadfhjlzcvnm, and much more, you have done all the patterns you know, BOOM, you stumble upon this!

person 1:have you ever tried wetyioasfgjkzxvbm?
person 2: head blows up in shock

by Goddy?! September 10, 2020

Wooty

A white girl with a nice ass...as seen on TMZ

Did you see that girl! She's such a wooty!!!

by dofuguy69 July 16, 2009

Weety

Cute, nice, tiny. Weety.

Doing a cute gesture, weetyin.

Look at that little weety, he’s weetyin.

by WeetWat June 12, 2018

woey

mildly sad and feeling a certain sense of despair. Often the person feeling woey is not entirely sure why (s)he feels this way. From the phrase "woe is me".

You seem sad what is the matter?
oh nothing I'm just a little woey.

by md294a February 24, 2008

WOETO

Abbreviation for Waste Of Eight Transplantable Organs. A description of a person with no redeeming features whatsoever, except that their heart, lungs, liver, kidneys and corneas could be used to benefit other people.

" Gee that guy is such a WOETO"

by dfstuckey December 18, 2005

Wofty

Used to describe things of a unsavoury, undesirable or weird natural.

Generally frowned upon by the public.

"Did you see what Shelly did last night... She's a wofty slut"
"Are you drinking tonight because I'm keen to get WOFTY."
"Those white denim jeans are wofty."

by WiggyWagTail March 20, 2016