nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup

It's ok to fuck your girl if she is on her period.

You: Wanna smash?

Her: Can't I'm on my period.

You: There's nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup.

by Daddy661 June 4, 2018

Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup

When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.

Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.

by theinstigator June 3, 2016

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

by innmypusay May 17, 2022

Hot dog with a side of ketchup

When a female suffering from malaria is bleeding out of her anal cavity and two male partners attempt to cure the disease with sessions of booty eating and anal penetration for hours on end.

Person1: Hey did you hear Julia has malaria?
Person2: Yeah Niko and Johnny are going to give her a hot dog with a side of ketchup to try and help her.
Person1: word

by Madmak6171 July 3, 2015