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Wishbitch 

A wishbitch is someone who forgets to appreciate the awesome moment they’re in and wishes for things to make the moment even better.
“Guys I don’t want to sound like a wishbitch, but wouldn’t it be awesome if we had our own butlers right now?”
Wishbitch by Falahad March 3, 2018

Wichita Saw 

Last night I gave that Staten Island cum dumpster a Wichita Saw and split her wide open.
Wichita Saw by The Saw Man August 14, 2015

Eskimo wish 

When you wish for something that you know is about to happen.

The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.
John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his pancakes

John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"

The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish.
Eskimo wish by GreekWaiter May 9, 2010

Redneck wishbone

When there are only two beers left in a four or six pack, two people will each grab onto one, and pull them from the plastic ring they're attached to. The one that still has the plastic ring attached to their beer is granted a wish.
"Damn Joe, we only have 2 natty light tall boys left, but on the plus side we get to redneck wishbone with them!
Redneck wishbone by Cnj86 April 3, 2010

liberal washing

Verb: the act of story fabrication based on little to no facts, yet espoused and exploited by the liberal media as truth to push a political agenda.
No one listens to NBC anymore because they have been liberal washing their stories so long that people know they're fake.
liberal washing by surfbreakn2000 December 12, 2013

Vancouver, Washington 

A depressing place, not enough words to describe of how much of a cesspool and shit-hole is. Iv never lived in Tacoma, Washington or other depressing places like Vancouver, Washington.

Im sure there are more depressing places out there, but Vancouver from personal experience takes the cake. No jobs, an abundance of illiterate pieces of white trash, food stamp abusers, ignorant people who seem they have spent their whole life living in a cave. A bunch of wanksters and wiggers, spoonfed bitches who post pics on facebook, myspace, and other bullshit social networks drinking a can of beer proclaiming they are hood and hard.

King of meth addicts and copious amounts of drug abusers, bad weather, a surplus of rain almost 90 percent of the year or more, no entertainment. Downtown Vancouver is dead like a grave, just a bus stop and some drug junkies, pan handlers and some stupid cafes with the greyhound bus station.
Where can I find a place that has no hope or promise and I am 100 percent depressed? That is easy that is

Vancouver, Washington