Oprah Winfrey Network

Better known as OWN, this is a channel exclusively dedicated to 24/7 daytime programming, but is subject to change in the future, as it is still in it's infancy. Also serves as an early sign of Oprah's plans of dominating the world taking place.

Person A: Hey, Oprah Winfrey has her own network now called the Oprah Winfrey Network.

Person B: Word? You won't catch me watching that shit.

Person A: True, but it won't be long now until you hear about an Oprah Winfrey country populated by nothing but middle-aged housewives.

by Tekkenfreek234 January 4, 2011

wilfrid laurier university

Canada's largest highschool

I go to wilfrid laurier university.

by nanobot2k3 July 3, 2009

Oprah Winfrey

A rich and famous woman who can shit money - Basically, her asshole is an atm.

Oprah Winfrey: -takes a shit-

*5 mins later, goes back to her show.*

Oprah Winfrey: I just took a big shit, now who wants a brand new mansion for free?

by bas fon September 26, 2008

winfrey

To make billions of dollars and show to show off to the middle aged white women.

She is so Winfrey. That performance was so Winfrey.

by Mandem mads September 12, 2015

Oprah winfrey

An alien that can change her weight every day by the hundreds and shit money. It's famous for single-handedly twisting American women round it's finger turning them into it's bitches. It has an ego the size of the universe, and henceforth believes the universe revolves around itself.

I'm Oprah winfrey. give me your life.

by OPOPL October 25, 2009

wilfreda

A loving caring person. When they love the love deeply. Always holds in their feelings. Not the most patient person. Sometimes forgives to easy. Very passionate when it comes to sexual situations.

Wilfreda is so passionate

by lilmissmix April 14, 2016

oprah winfrey

fat thing of indeterminate gender (posing as a female) that is a major cause of the soccer mom craze worldwide. Host of a television show that broadcasts insincerity and bitchiness across the world.

Get rid of NASCAR and Oprah Winfrey and America will be perfect again.

by Invierno October 19, 2005