wiinie

A person who plays wii sports instead of going outside and playing real ones.

"Dude Kyle is such a wiinie. I tried to tell him that shit's not a substitute for real sports."

by blunt mcnasty October 23, 2008

WiiNerd

some one who plays Wii more than they get laid

dude check out that fat WiiNerd

by timothy clearwater-borris III September 18, 2007

Wiinis

A Wii gamer's virtual penis size based on his or her feats and accomplishments on the Nintendo Wii.

A player's wiinis size can also be carried over from gamecubenis, sixty-fournis, snesnis, and nesnis sizes.

Also, anyone with a wiinis scoffs at anyone with a P.S.threenis or a three-sixtenis.

Greg- Did you hear what Claudia did?

Anthony- Ya dude! I heard she beat Zelda in 1 hour!

Greg- She did? I didn't even know that! She also invited WiiMaster3000 over to her house and totally owned him in Red Steel's 2 player mode!

Anthony- Woah! She must have the biggest wiinis ever!

**WiiMaster3000 walks in**

WiiMaster3000- Shut up guys you know my wiinis is way bigger than Claudia's!

Greg- Compared to Claudia, all you've got is a tiny P.S.threenis!

by Mark wD. December 11, 2008

wiings

those which are given to you for 1. flight 2. revenge , etc. by the drinking of the beverage known as "Red bull"

red bull gives you wiings

by rokimaru no go January 14, 2008

Wiincident

An accident that occurs while utilizing a wiimote, usually the wiimote flying off of the wrist and colliding with some important stuff you have. Such "stuff" could include expensive HDTVs, family heirlooms, the face of the person that bought you your Wii, or maybe your newborn puppy batch.

Dustin: Hey Dugan! How's that new Wii or yours working out?
Dugan: Not good. I had a bit of a wiincident and broke my grandmother's old ceramic vase.
Dustin: Oh no! What'd she say!
Dugan: Nothing. She's been dead for like 8 years.
Dustin: Oh...*awkward pause* She probably deserved it.
Dugan: You mean dying of old age?
Dustin: Yep.

by Dan Bejarano December 10, 2008

Wiinjuries

Injuries you get from playing Wii

I got Wiinjuries from playing Wii last night

by CaitieChaos December 30, 2008

Wiinormous

Commonly used to describe someone who has acquired an excessive amount of fattitude as a result recently receiving a Wii and abandoned all physical activity in favor of playing Donkey Kong.

You need to put down the controller and get your wiinormous ass of the couch and go do something.

by smelly gamer December 29, 2010