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Isle of Wight 

Also known as the "Garden Isle" for its landscape scenery. At first deceptive however, for the Island has a high risk number of chavs and emos.
Musically, the Isle of Wight produced bands such as The Bees and Mista Mushroom.

Also famous worldwide for its yachting competitions, community and general snobbery but it should be pointed out the they are a minority and annoy most other Islanders.
"But we had all our vaccinations when we went to the Isle of Wight"
Isle of Wight by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005
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Wightman 

A name only given to the end of the most wise, noble people. Most commonly put in from of the word CJ, it is used to show studlieness and muscle power. Any person who knows a Wightman should go find him and give him a hug, because most likely he has or will save your life sometime in the future.
Look that kid all the ladies are smelling, oh wait that's no a kid its CJ Wightman.
Wightman by CWIGHTMBOY November 7, 2011
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Wightman 

Name of someone whom is seen as god like to both sex's, ie Girls and Women.n Someone everyone has great admiration for and respect.
I love Wightman
Wightman by David Carmichael June 23, 2003
A smart, sensible, kind, and awesome person. Like Katie Z!
That Katie Z! She mades good choices, she is such a wigrat!
wigrat by Ellen Mooler February 7, 2008

tighty wighties 

A type of underwear that comes in the color white normally. The most popular brands of them are Hanes, and Fruit of the Loom. There is also Calvein Klein Underwer.

Tighty wighties are considered uncool because there most popular target is little kids and old men. If caught wearing them as a teen then you will be pantsed or wedgied. Thats why only nerds wear them.
How do i know that only nerds wear them? I know because i am a nerd and i wear them. And i have 2 friends that are nerds. They both wear tighty wighties. My friend wears hanes and his brother who is also a nerd wears fruit of the loom tighty wighties.
Wignat stands for "wigger nationalist" and describes lower class and unattractive neo-Nazis whose contrarian behavior cannot generally be distinguished from federal agents or anti-White trolls who try to act over-the-top in order to give true White nationalists a bad name.

In short, a wignat is someone who openly displays bad optics for Whites in general.
Sarah: Is that guy a White nationalist?

James: No, he is a wignat.

Sarah: Eww, that's disgusting. You can't trust people like that.
Wignat by MynameisYonYonson July 16, 2023

Isle of Wight 

A small island off the south coast of England. Referred to by the Beatles as a place to holiday when you're 64, the Island is notorious for its surplus of OAP's as this garden Isle can be a relaxing place to live with a very slow pace of life.
However, life for anyone below the age of 65 can be very boring unless you are extremely rich or stupid. There are very little job prospects, the education system is terrible and the social exclusion rates are like those of a major mainland city. There is very little for kids to do, fashion takes 5 months plus to translate to the Island's people. The cost of living is quite high- for example, McDonalds raise the price of all the goods 10p more than mainland prices to account for shipping.
With all the negative stuff out the way, the air is cleaner, life is calmer; you feel more secure here than on the mainland. Raising your kids here in theory is great as you can let them out on the streets and you know that if they step one tootsie out of line, the neighbours will tell you all about it. Everyone knows everyone, probably related to someone, somehow. It's an excellent place to re-evaluate your life simply because you realise that you have so much going for life elsewhere. Plus, we have a couple of brilliant breathtaking festivals every year and Hendrix Played Here!!!!
Isle of Wight Dictionary:
Mainlanders: Grockles or Overners (Bloody Foreigners)
Islanders: Calkheads
Caterpillars: Mallyshags
Cheese Sarnie: Nammit
Lady: Gal
Man: Nipper
Child: Littlun
Well, I say (Express Surprise): Wuh!
Island Newspaper: The Isle of Wight Can Depress