Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

Wholesome award

The infamous award in reddit. Apparently, redditors often give this award to serious posts

teenager: *gets brutally killed by a bear*

the redditards: Seems wholesome to me *give wholesome award*

by Sebastian294 December 6, 2020

whorestamp

A tattoo in the middle of the lower back generally seen on females.

You know who I am talking about, the chick with the whorestamp.

by Geez July 6, 2006

The Closet Whores

An awesome band started in Scottsdale, Arizona by Ellen and Jared when they were 16. Album comes out soon!

"Hey do you know any bands that sounds like-"

"Yeah, The Closet Whores"

"But you didn't know what I was going to say?"

"Didn't need to."

by wh0opwh0op January 2, 2012

Keep it wholesome

Keep it wholesome is a motto by Simon Kim. He is a tiktok creator that spreads positive and empowering messages on social media. He makes amazing videos that encourage people to continue through life. His goal is to raise 30k to build a school in a developing country.

Mae: It's been really hard to go through the ongoing motions of life. I feel like no one is here for me, and that no one cares.
Simon Kim: Going through life is not easy, but the little moments of joy and happiness make it all worth it. I firmly believe that you can do this! You are so valuable and you can make a difference in this world. Don't give up, Mae. And as always, Keep it Wholesome <3.

by Mae_e June 3, 2020

urban dictionary whores

People on urban dictionary that uses their name as a word and says a bunch of good stuff about the name for definition that obviously isn't true

Macy: omg did u look up Gina's name on urban dictionary??

Raven: totally, and it says "usually blonde with big boobs an sexy af" but we know that ain't true

Macy: it was probably made by some urban dictionary whore who's name is Gina and/or other urban dictionary whores

by the drax March 30, 2015

Whoresome

Adj. Something both whorey and wholesome

-Wow that's kind of a whoresome meme.
-That girl over there is totally whoresome! 10/10 would bang!

by HeyItsMj May 24, 2018