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Whiteying

A term used to describe a state (commonly during cannibis smoking) where a person crosses the point of being pleasantly stoned and is overcome by sickness and a deep emotional downward spiral. The person becomes withdrawn, pale, shaky, and vomits, sometimes continuing to do so until they are only dry wretching. They may be unresponsive or unusually stubborn, refusing any offer of help and preferring to stay lying down or slouched in the vomitting positition until the whitey passes.

To some, whiteying is seen as the ultimate stoner faux-pas, a sign of weakness or inexperience; but in truth it can affect anyone whether they are an experienced toker or not. Some believe it is the result of smoking too much in too short a space of time, or of smoking on an empty stomach, or of having a low blood sugar level.
"I shouldn't have passed that bong to Steve. He's been whiteying in the corner for the past half hour."
by ShedYourSkin October 15, 2009
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Whitewindninja

A child born in Korea who is into furry porn. Milimetermonster.
Battle bunny Riven is hot!!
Oh you must be a whitewindninja.
by omisery January 2, 2017
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Deep Whitening

My balls were burning while deep whitening that bitch.
by mrbingo November 30, 2011
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Zoom whitening

The most painful tooth whitening system available. Performed by a dental technician, the Zoom whitening system can make your teeth up to eight shades lighter in just 45 minutes.

The Zoom whitening system consists of a high-concentration bleaching gel (a.k.a. hydrogen peroxide) and an ultraviolet light. The UV light accelerates the bleaching process and helps the hydrogen peroxide penetrate your teeth. The gel is applied for three 15-minute sessions for a total treatment time of 45 minutes.

Zoom whitening hurts like a motherfucker, which is why at-home whitening systems are still available. Custom-molded trays filled with dentist-dispensed gel are worn 1-2 hours a day for up to 14 days. Tooth sensitivity is less severe and should subside after a couple of days.
The Zoom whitening procedure begins with a plastic piece being placed in your mouth to hold it open (if you have a strong gag reflex, you won't last the entire procedure). A blue coating is painted onto your gums to prevent chemical burns. The whitening gel is then applied and an ultraviolet light is placed near your mouth. Protective eyewear is provided.
by Doctor K. B. March 24, 2009
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Whitening Toothpaste

Paste that whitens your teeth.
Person: "I want to whiten my teeth using paste, so I think I will buy some whitening Toothpaste."
by Evil October 18, 2003
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Teeth Whitening

to get sucked off by a woman and just as you reach the point of no return, pull out and make her smile broadly before chucking your baby batter all over her enamel.
John: I was getting sucked off by Stacey last night and finished off by giving her a bit of teeth whitening. Bitch looked like an Arm and Hammer model afterwards.

Adrian: Dude, that is sweet!
by This is England Mick October 28, 2010
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teeth whitening

it is said that semen is a natural way of teeth whitening, so swallowing after performing the act of oral sex will only allow for the color of your teeth to improve.
by 1552 March 31, 2009
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