White House High School

White House High School is the high school that no one wants to go to but has to thanks to the school zoning. It truly amazes me how every singular extra-curricular activity at this school performs like utter horse shit compared to every other school in the county. The football team is just as bad as the little washed up whores that dress up every friday to cheer for them. This school is filled with entitled pieces of shit with daddy's money that cant even locate the United States on a map of the world. Everyone here thinks they are hot shit but in reality they will be filing for government assistance the day they graduate. The staff and faculty here were clearly hired on Craigslist. The teachers cannot educate their students without reading off of a script. They dont even know what they are teaching. The average body count here is estimated at 18.9 as of August. The cheer team makes up 92% of those bodies.

Sports Announcer: And White House High School loses AGAIN by five touchdowns!

White House High School by Definitions With Class September 3, 2021

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Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.

*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012

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white house high school

a school in middle tennessee that has had a losing season for the past 10 years, the school is full of daddys money douchebags & girls who get tossed around like ranen throws the football & who smell worse than the captain D’s kitchen

How’s white house high school football doing?
probably not good.

white house high school by yourmomsahoe69420123 September 1, 2021

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Drop the Obama's off at the White House

To take a dump, poop, or shit in or around a fancy toilet.

Employee: welcome to The Hilton, how may I help you?
La-a (ladasha): Where is the restroom because I have to drop the Obama's off at the White House.
Employee: It's just up the hallway on your left.

Drop the Obama's off at the White House by Grundleluv June 5, 2018