"How are you, Ginger, my love, my dove, my fire?"
"Oh, fair strapping lad, I am whelmed, that is all."
"Oh, fair strapping lad, I am whelmed, that is all."
by Jinjus August 7, 2007
Get the whelmed mug.To drink so hard on a Friday, that you don't recover till about noon... on the following Monday.
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To be so hungover that you miss work the next day.
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To raid your $50 a bottle mini-bar.
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To jump in the pool with your phone in your pocket.
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To have a great time.
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To be so hungover that you miss work the next day.
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To raid your $50 a bottle mini-bar.
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To jump in the pool with your phone in your pocket.
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To have a great time.
"This project is such a mess, I feel like pulling a whelan and not even showing up tomorrow."
"I thought I had lost my phone, but it turns out I just pulled a whelan with it last night."
"I pulled a whelan with my mini-bar and didn't even make it out of bed for days."
"Work is killing me, tonight I need to go out to whelan hour."
"I drank so much, I thought I had whelan poisoning."
"Why didn't Mike show up for work? He's pulling a whelan."
"I can't wait for this weekend, we're going to take a taxi so we can all get whelan at the bar."
"I thought I had lost my phone, but it turns out I just pulled a whelan with it last night."
"I pulled a whelan with my mini-bar and didn't even make it out of bed for days."
"Work is killing me, tonight I need to go out to whelan hour."
"I drank so much, I thought I had whelan poisoning."
"Why didn't Mike show up for work? He's pulling a whelan."
"I can't wait for this weekend, we're going to take a taxi so we can all get whelan at the bar."
by MikeyW8 June 18, 2008
Get the whelan mug.by Deraek December 6, 2006
Get the whell mug.- Did you get your knob into her whelk?
- Of course.
- You're a player!
- You whelk! You wouldn't even tell your ass from your elbow! You screwed up all the plan!0
- Herp, derp...
- Don't you just stand there! Give me a beer!
- Of course.
- You're a player!
- You whelk! You wouldn't even tell your ass from your elbow! You screwed up all the plan!0
- Herp, derp...
- Don't you just stand there! Give me a beer!
by Timaios September 29, 2018
Get the whelk mug.interjection. A remark, generally thought of as southern slang, that is derived from the word "Well" and also used in its stead in order to lead one into another sentence that may continue a paused conversation/story or be used to signify the conclusion of one. Where as pronunciation of "Well" can be drawn out, "Whelp" is strictly pronounced very quickly and with a slight rising-inflection.
a. Whelp, the barn is on fire, I lost my cell phone, and my girlfriend is cheating on me with a clown. Today's been so-so, I s'pose.
b. Yea, so I say to her "You better have my money, or Santa Clause might come to town, ON YOUR ARSE!" *entire posse laughs , and suddenly a the story-teller's wife walks into the bar, brief pause as everyone looks at her* Whelp, time for me to getting home I s'pose.
(Robin is caught in bed with another man by Batman)
c. Robin: I guess the cat's out of the bag...
Batman: Whelp, that sure does explain a lot.
b. Yea, so I say to her "You better have my money, or Santa Clause might come to town, ON YOUR ARSE!" *entire posse laughs , and suddenly a the story-teller's wife walks into the bar, brief pause as everyone looks at her* Whelp, time for me to getting home I s'pose.
(Robin is caught in bed with another man by Batman)
c. Robin: I guess the cat's out of the bag...
Batman: Whelp, that sure does explain a lot.
by abel tesfay December 20, 2006
Get the whelp mug.A mushroom whelp is the aftermath of being hit in the face from ones penis. Or the raised mark left from that act.
by CoolerMan January 14, 2014
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