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what if guy

A guy that is afraid of dating a girl because he looks at her and thinks of all the what if's as a negative
Well James is a what if guy as he doesn't want to date Sarah because he thinks what if she cheats
by Kolt15336 August 5, 2019
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What if we smoked the fat one

a term for being so incredibly high, you wonder what it would be like if you were higher
guy 1: Yo matt shiver me timbers!

guy 2: Holy shit, what if we smoked the fat one?!
by pill poppa show stoppa December 5, 2009
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What if i did?

something you say when you want to say yes, but you'd be to ashamed to say it directly
Johny: anne? Did you cheat on me last night? Anne: What if i did?
by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022
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What if'ism

What if'ism is the historical narrative which is intended to replace modern historians "blame history" which is intended to explain "what if" we didn't do something to elaborate on the lesser evil chosen as a form of prevention against a larger evil.

Modern historians and social activist blame the British and Canadian governments for bombing German cities in World War 2. Without these bombings, German industry would have rampaged and possibly shifted the tide losing us the war costing millions of lives.
Joe: Did you hear about the bombings in Germany during WW2? What our government did was stupid.

Chad: Ever heard of what if'ism, if we didn't do that we would have lost the war dumb-ass.
by Historical-Jack February 3, 2022
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What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said

A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:
BFDI REFERENCE:

What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“

FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven

But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….
by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie February 28, 2022
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What if he's

What if he's literally hitler and tries to kill us
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024
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What if you could have done more?

OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! HE SLAMMED HIM! HE WOBBLED HIM! OOOOH!! LOOK AT THE SCRAMBLE! OOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! OOOOOOOH! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!
Chris Williamson "What if you could have done more?"

Dr. K *Full-on incoherent, self-contradictory spiral of ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH*

Hym "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! HE FUCKING CRACKED HIM! OOOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! HOLY SHIT! From WAY out of left field! OH MY GOD! OOOOOOH MY GOD! OOOOH! YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! THAT WAS FUCKING MAGICAL! YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO RIGHT NOW! CHRIS, YOU FAT-COCKED ABOMINATION, THAT WAS GLORIOUS! OOOOOOOOH!"

Iam, "That 'egoless' nonsense about the dying patients is just 'compartmentalization.' There's a term for it. I used to talk about it. I used to talk about people's inability to do it. It's not, like, a profound Yogi Hindu magical mind tactic. It's like a regular thing doctors should be able to do. But then he mythologizes it and it's like... This is why the therapy doesn't work."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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