wet sock

Whilst masturbating, you realise at the last minute, the toilet paper has run out. As a last resort, you cum in your sock.

Ejaculating into a sock.

I was so desperate for a wank my only option was to wet sock.

by Kenilworth April 14, 2009

Michigan wet sock

When you jerk off in a sock while thinking about the great lakes. Then you discard in a corner of a room.

Mike and I missed home so much we would have a Michigan wet sock in every room.

by obwon420 March 27, 2009

wet sock

A woman who sleeps around at such excessive levels that intercourse feels like your penis is inserted within a warm, wet sock.

I'd sleep with her again if I had the chance, however she is a wet sock.

by Quagbert February 29, 2004

bowling balls in a wet sock

disgustingly saggy boobs

Man, did you see those bowling balls in a wet sock? They were down to the floor.

by Stains Jr. May 21, 2009

Wet Sock

when giving anal, you pull your pinus out really quickly and there ass hole comes out, hanging like a wet sock

"yer i did my girlfriend right up the bum hole lastnight"
"nice"
"yer i know i gave her a wet sock!

by jamesindahouse October 1, 2010

pushing a wet sock

A flacid, useless and/or impotent dick.

A nuetered dog who attempts to hump a bitch from instinct, long ago nuetered and useless in this regard.

She wanted more, but his attempt to penetrate was like pushing a wet sock, so they pulled out the dildo, instead.

by C.S. Me July 17, 2007

Wet sock

A used condom

Don't flush a wet sock

by Ttails February 5, 2020