wet burrito 

After intercourse, a man defecates (takes a nicely logged shit) in the woman's vagina.

Sure, the sex was great, but nothing tops the wet burrito I gave the bitch when I was done.

wet burrito by N8 Dogg November 4, 2003

Wet burrito 

A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).

Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.

Wet burrito by Skilledalien July 11, 2023

wet buritto 

When a girl saves her period in a cup, and dumps it on a cock and then blows it.

She gave him the old wet buritto

wet buritto by Realwordpolice July 6, 2024

Wet Burrito 

a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.

hey bro, you want a wet burrito?

Wet Burrito by VersatileMink May 26, 2024