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7th grade welsh valley, 2019-2020. the girls claim that they arent vsco even though they wear everything that even signifies it. all of the popular girls play tons of sports, are rich, and super skinny. however, they complain about being fat and poor to their 1234 boyfriends. they call themselves whores when they find a boyfriend, which makes no sense since youre “committed” to only one person. a whore is a prostitute, okay? not you. all of the boys “flex” their ridiculous looking yeezys in which they sell on their instagram with approximately 14 followers. they wear vineyard vines shirts and vans, say the n word when they shouldnt, and all play lax and basketball. theyre uncultured and stupid; they dont worry about any girls feelings and are really jerks. everybody wants to know about your life, not because they care but because they want tea. teachers let you pee 5 times every three months. this sucks, the end.
welsh valley middle school is a bunch of uncultured rich jews.
by watermelonflavoredbacon September 8, 2019
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Welsh Win

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Originating from Rugby Union, a Welsh win is winning through no identifiable skill or talent - or where all the factors that should contribute to a win were in favour of the other team. It's usually used in reference to were the winning person or team won for either an unclear reason or due to biased decisions by the ruling party.
"A bit of a Welsh win for Karen getting that job - the other applicant was far more qualified and performed much better at interview. I wonder who she's shagging?"
by OpeningLine February 27, 2021
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Welshalex

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An ex community manager of a Minecraft server who thinks his server is flawless.
Player: Why are there so many bugs!!?

Welshalex: Do not disrespect my flawless server!!
by SkycadeDictionary April 21, 2019
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oh dear god. where to start. the girls here pretend to be depressed and are so “ocd”!1! the girls here communicate through brutal yolos. over quarantine every girl has become “alt” even though they haven’t posted anything abt blm and have trump 2020 in they’re bio. but if y’all boys thought i wasn’t gonna mention y’all- The boys here love to say slurs that they don’t know the meaning of and their favorite phrases are the following: “did i ask” “that’s so fucking gay” “f*g” and “snowflake”. most of them are try hards that will spew insults at u the second they realize their wrong and literally combust when they lose in knock out during gym. they love insulting teachers because they need as much attention from peers because they lack it from their parents. overall most kids here are rich but complain about being poor, have bfs/gfs which means holding hands and being “shipped” on their snapchat stories, call themselves depressed and anxious and then make fun of actually neuro-divergent people. i fucking hate this school lmao
“welsh valley middle school is full of rich white jewish people!”
“true!”
by stinkypeepeepoopoo August 13, 2020
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oh god, welsh valley, welsh valley....where do i even fucking start. this is directed at specifically 7th and 8th grade bc 6th and 5th grade is so innocent and cute. rich lululemon girls who make tiktoks in the bathroom dancing thinking they look cute and shit but they look slow asf. they block the sink not caring who comes in, i mean anything for tiktok popularity 🤪. they put less popular girls down to feed their insanely large ego. then the short 4’10 jewish guys who will slam you against a radiator at lunch for a bag of chips and the ‘teachers’ dont fucking care. wear the cringiest shit ever. like the girls, guys put less popular guys down too, but also girls. theyre literally so misogynistic and sexist along with racism and homophobia. if u see a couple in the hallway or at lunch, just trust me, dont root for them, theyll break up in a week bc one of them liked an opposite gender’s tiktok. and the teachers. terrible. especially the monitors. they be staring at u like some pedo (which they probably are) and are VERY biased towards the popular kids, like if the popular kid bullies the quiet kid, the monitors be like oh this is just a regular day at welsh valley (ohio). but quiet kid defends themselves a little they get sent to the office and get an in-school suspension for the week. welsh valley is a truly messed up place.
parent: i went to welsh valley middle school as a kid. it was so fun!!
lil 5th grade me abt to go into 6th grade: aLr i bElIevE u
me now: oh dear
by mymathteachersaburden December 5, 2022
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welsh promise

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Promise made by a Welshman, or other shady individual, that has no intention of honoring the agreement made by the promise.
Ere mate sort us out with a can of denzel, i'll get you one later yeah?

Sounds like a welsh promise coming from you mate, get it yourself.
by BobDole69er September 27, 2013
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Welsh Snooker

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noun, verb. A counterpart to a Chinese snooker whereby the cue's space is blocked by walls, furniture or members of the public getting in the way and generally being inconsiderate arses. Either a noun; "I'm in a Welsh snooker" or verb; "to welsh snooker".
"I don't like playing in this pub, we keep getting Welsh snookered by that fat guy sitting two inches from the table"
by fattyarbuckle July 5, 2008
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