Wellend

A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.

"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"

by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018

Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up

If you look at that mug that Urban Dictionary advertises really closely, it’ll say this. Well, of what you can read of it.

You: Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up.
Your friend: wat da fuq dit u jus sae?

by Hongolomngonolongongous November 2, 2020

well fuck it then

A term you would use if you had just given someone a good idea on something but they reject your idea.

Chad: "Hey let's go eat and then see a movie!"
Joyce: "No, I've gotta go grocery shopping."
Chad: "Well fuck it then!"

by the true definition April 10, 2015

Oh-Wellian

A term to describe the sentiments of those who realize the future predicted in George Orwell's famous novel, "1984," has come to fruition, and there's essentially nothing that can be done to remedy it.

NPC news fired him for being a bigot, and he didn't even apologize on social media. "Yeah, he's just an 'Oh-Wellian' bigot, and realizes that an apology is futile.

Friend 1: "Wow, you're alt-right for not wanting children to have dildos in the classroom. I don't recognize you anymore. Never text me again." Friend 2: "Dang, this is certainly an Oh-Wellian moment for me, but I wish you the best in life. Take care."

by LeaveSociety June 19, 2022

Vietnamese wishing well

When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole

He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well

by Nsw16 December 27, 2018

wealth belly

A protrusion of the abdominal region resulting from living like a fucking king. Also known as the new 6 pack.

Hey dad, look at that fat fuck lounging on his yacht!

That ain't fat, kid, that's a wealth belly.

by The13thMonkey September 15, 2017

well plowed

A woman who's sexed up many, many men.

Hank: Have you seen how that chick Susan's been eye-stroking me the past few nights?
John: Dude, be careful. She's well plowed.

by zoomba_zoo November 21, 2014