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Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out! 

An idiom used to tell someone to get the fuck out.
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent
Nic:"You're such a douchebag."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"
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Well fuck me running sideways 

When u find out something new, or some useless bullshit facts, but yet it seems kinda cool and shocks u, southern , redneck, Mississippi kind of fucked up facts, all u can say is "well fuck me running sideways" even tho I don't think u can actually do that, yet?!?!
My 1st word in the urban dictionary was revaginalzation, yeah, I am strange, I put the fun in disfunctional, but after u read some of my words, u will b scratching your head and saying "well fuck me running sideways", challenge accepted!!!

well im not here to fuck spiders 

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.
your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

well fuck me fabulous

Man1: Shit, your car is on fire!
Man2: Well fuck me fabulous.
well fuck me fabulous by OW364 October 15, 2008

Well fuck me in the ass, right? 

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.
Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?

Well fuck me sideways and call me George 

Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier
Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"

Well Fuck 

It’s when you conpletely fuck up.
Rob: Did you ask for head?
John: Well fuck.
Well Fuck by 🅱️Amn October 17, 2018