A sex position involving two women and a man. The man sits in between two women in a doggy position, with a strap-on tied to his back. Whilst thrusting into the woman in front, the man will lean back and using the strap-on thrust into the girl behind. Rinse, repeat.
Someone who is impotent and suffers from errectile disfunction, or "can't come". Symptoms - abnormally large head, disportionally small legs, large ego, socially retarded, self-diagnosed dislexia, stunted growth. A tendacy to die young due to testicular explosions.
1. Alun Welsh 2. "You can't come??? Haha you're such an Alun!"
3. Alun WelshSyndrome
When you are shagged by a horny sheep in the Welsh Mountains.
This, however, does not apply if you are the one to initiate the thrusting process
Sean - Aren't you a nice sheep :)
Sheep - Bahh
Sean - Would the nice sheep like to hump me?
Sheep - Bah
Sean - You will not believe what happened to me last night Mason - I do not have a rats scrummy arse idea, what did happen?
Sean - A welsh shukhov took place on my ass :)
Mason - Oh you lucky bugger... And i thought Meer Love was the future