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The Welsh See-saw 

A sex position involving two women and a man. The man sits in between two women in a doggy position, with a strap-on tied to his back. Whilst thrusting into the woman in front, the man will lean back and using the strap-on thrust into the girl behind. Rinse, repeat.
I heard about this new sex position, it’s called the welsh see-saw, we NEED to try it!

Welsh Sheep 

A sheep with an unusually large asshole
A sheep tied to a lampost is known as a leisure centre to welsh people
Welsh Sheep by kum pot March 25, 2003

Alun Welsh Syndrome 

Someone who is impotent and suffers from errectile disfunction, or "can't come". Symptoms - abnormally large head, disportionally small legs, large ego, socially retarded, self-diagnosed dislexia, stunted growth. A tendacy to die young due to testicular explosions.
1. Alun Welsh
2. "You can't come??? Haha you're such an Alun!"
3. Alun Welsh Syndrome

Welsh Spooning 

When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.
I mixed my metamucil too strong and needed a little welsh spooning to finish the job
Welsh Spooning by ji.glas March 22, 2022

Welsh Shrimp 

I've don't have enough money to afford my shitty New York apartment and food too. So I will just eat welsh shrimp.
Welsh Shrimp by NY Guy94 January 27, 2009

Welsh Shukhov

When you are shagged by a horny sheep in the Welsh Mountains.
This, however, does not apply if you are the one to initiate the thrusting process
Sean - Aren't you a nice sheep :)
Sheep - Bahh
Sean - Would the nice sheep like to hump me?
Sheep - Bah

Sean - You will not believe what happened to me last night
Mason - I do not have a rats scrummy arse idea, what did happen?
Sean - A welsh shukhov took place on my ass :)
Mason - Oh you lucky bugger... And i thought Meer Love was the future
Welsh Shukhov by Hangman's Holiday February 5, 2009