white pine weevil

a wiley little bastard that will get into your white pine stand and fuck shit up. They can grow up to 12 feet tall and 40 feet long but grow incredibly slowly and need to be left undisturbed for thousands of years to reach that height. Human death from white pine weevil is rare but has happened to a group of austrailian butt pirates who were using a white pine dildo infested with weevil.

Derek don't boof that white pine would get a white pine weevil in there.

by Mike Baker the bakedster August 27, 2012

anus weevil

A little critter/beetle that burrows in the anal region of the body

Dude Brian, you're like a freggin' anus weevil when you act so incredibly douchey.

by The LBs March 31, 2007

Bo Weevil

An insect that makes stetson hats full of holes.

Oli's mum

by 50 Pence February 26, 2004

boll weevil

A good song by The Presidents Of The United States Of America!

Boll Weevil is a good song!

by Svexson September 15, 2003

cunt weevil

Another term for crabs.

That nasty skank has cunt weevils.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 30, 2004

boll weevil

The nickname of a Democratic senetor from Texas.

The Republicans are better than the Boll Weevils.

by Pat Lapiene September 29, 2003

giraffe weevil

some mudafuckin cool ass beetle that has a long ass neck and shizz

guy1: i cant wait to own a giraffe weevil!
guy2: dude, you are so fuckin cool.

by shrek of the 99 seas September 20, 2017