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Weeting

Weeting is the most bad ass village in England. It is located in Norfolk and has some of the biggest Cunts you will ever meet, but you end up making them your best friends ever. It is also loacted near RAF Lakenheath. If you ever go to England, go here, it is only 2 hours away from London.
Guy 1-You go to Weeting often?

Guy 2-Yeah, dick 'ead, I live there, you fucking cunt, why dont you live there? I'll tell you why, because youre too pussy!
by skown March 5, 2011
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Weet

1 -A verbal expression of happiness, sadness, anger, excitement, or any felt emotion at any given time.

2- Used as an interjection in any conversation, or to get any person(s) attention. (Usually random and unexpected)
Weet is usually used with extreme hand motion, and intense screaming. Weet does not have any specific meaning, and its origin comes from a group of New Jersey high school teens.
"John, you forgot to turn your headlights off again"
"Oh Weet!"

"Hi Matt!"
"WEET!"

Person 1 "So, what do you think of my new haircut?"
Person 2 "WEEEEET!"
Person 1 "????"
by F27sBassist February 14, 2012
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Weeting

Is the merging of the two words:
Meeting and Willy, to suggest an upcoming, arousing event.

i.e. Sexual Intercourse.
"are you gonna be Weeting Dave tonight?"

"Maybe, at least this time i am prepared."
by Arousel April 10, 2010
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Weeting

A sexual act whereby the man pulls out his todger of his boyfriends bottom and pisses on his feet
Dale: Fancy a bit of weeting tonight Barry?

Barry: Can do mate as long as you haven't been eating asparagus because it makes your tinkle juice stink and it makes my running shoes stink for days.
by Welsh wonky eye October 22, 2018
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Weet

What to exclaim during an awesome or awkward situation, such as before double-jumping away from a flying green octopus.
-That animal is coming towards us!
-WEEEEET!
by Weeter December 11, 2004
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Weet

Weet is a mixture word.
Mixing the words Wicked, and Sweet.
Used for describing things that are...well, Wicked Sweet, in less the typing time. n_n
Justin - "Download this cool song."
Shannon - "Okay, sounds Weet."

Cody - "NICK GOT CANNED!"
Justin - "WEET! LETS GO MAKE FUN OF HIM!"
by P.J.Scene May 7, 2007
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Weet

Some may describe weet as a mix of woot and leet.

However, it is really the basis sound in grunge bands/music.
Because in fact, grunge bands do not use lyrics, contrary to popular belief.
They simply weet.

How to:
~INHALE while saying weet.
~This produces a pig squealing sound.
~You have weeted.
~Go get a guitar and someone who has drums. Play whatever the hell you want while producing the weet.
~Congratulations. You are a hit grunge band.

When used breathing normally, weet can be used to replace dialog. If you don't remember what was said while someone was ranting at you, replace with weet.
1)
Band: (inhaling deeply) WEET WEET WEET WEET WEEEEEEEET WE-WE-WEET

2)
Sam: Yeah! I'm so angry, I don't know what I did but my brother was just all "Weet weet weet you're an asshole weet weet"
Jen: Really? Dude what the eff, that's like my cousin. I didn't do something and she was like "weet weet you're a dick"
by JazzyPieces June 18, 2008
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