2 more weeks

Said to someone when they predict something that they think will certainly happen "soon" (i.e. "2 more weeks") but it's just as likely *not* to happen soon

The Government: "If everyone obeys us, we will all get to go back to normal soon!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

by bearfrog January 20, 2022

Maple Weeds

A community college that sucks your soul out

Student A: "Are you going to the Maple Weeds today"

Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"

by hansonnet November 20, 2010

Two Weeks Out

The amount of time quoted within which any project of any size or scale will be completed, even though all parties involved know that promise is a bold faced lie. Whether the job is finishing a backyard landscaping project, hanging office doors, or replacing a headlight that got hammered by the business end of a deer, the experts will tell you with complete confidence that the finished product is 2 weeks out.

Danimal: Hey Buddy, now that the weather is in the triple digits in Arizona, how’s the pool coming along?

Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.

Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..

Lil Marty: I did.

by Falcon Thunder Fist May 18, 2021

Weemus

Slang term for penis.

That girl was mean to me and made me cry out of my weemus.

by QatarHero January 23, 2012

weemus

An individual who could be classified as a tool, dork, dweeb, nerd, and/or dumbass.

Kellie is a weemus for expecting me to cuddle with her after calling me a weirdo.

by BSU1 January 14, 2009

weesnaw

The sound a horse makes instead of a neigh, at least according to Spongebob Squarepants.
Found in the episode My Pretty Seahorse, where Spongebob finds Mystery the seahorse.

Mystery: neighhhhhhh
Mr. Krabs: What was that?
Spongebob: Just practicing my impression of Mystery, Mr. Krabs! Weesnaw!

by mystery, grace, majesty, debbi August 10, 2010

cheeks for weeks

Cheeks for weeks.
Having a large butt, causing fellow bipassers to stare, get sexually aroused, and of course have late night fantasies.

"Dude did you see that girl in the sundress? She had cheeks for weeks."

by BURNHAMMAS May 14, 2016