Weekend beard

Applies to men who shave Mon-Fri but stop shaving over the weekend.

"Jack is so trying to look like George Michael"
"Nah man, that's his weekend beard!"

by ws14062 October 25, 2009

perfect weekend

Sexual intercourse with three different people over the course of a weekend. Ideally one each day, but it’s usually two on Saturday and one on Friday or Sunday. A threesome or foursome, while not in the same spirit, are still awesome, and are therefore applied towards the count.

I thought Friday and Saturday were just luck, but when that new girl came over Sunday I knew I was destined to have a perfect weekend.

Sally was the queen of perfect weekends, if I ever owned a train station I’d hire her to run it.

by bryken7 August 2, 2016

weekend millionaire

A guy who who gets paid on Friday and is at the bar all weekend. When Sunday rolls around, he's broke.

While in Jamaica, I stopped by the local bar and saw the weekend millionaires spending a lot on drinks. I know come Monday, they'll be broke.

by literary.muse September 2, 2010

Ugly Slut Weekend

Traditionally celebrated yearly on the first weekend of December, but it's popularity has lead to the expansion of the holiday to multiple times per year. Average to good looking males who participate in Ugly Slut Weekend, or, USW actively seek out below average to ugly girls for sexual activities.

Alcohol is not required but heavily recommended for the males to further decrease the already small chance of actually skeeting inside the ugly slut and risking a baby mama relationship in future

"No Slut Left Behind" is a the trademark slogan of USW. As an excerpt from it's mission statement reads: "to bring weiner to every slut in the world, no matter her physical appearance"

I heard Ugly Slut Weekend started at SJU, which I can definitely believe considering the amount of Jersey girls that go there

by papa moyer May 15, 2010

Post Weekend Depression

Feeling low and depressed on a Monday after a weekend of drinking and partying.

Joe: What's wrong man? You're not yourself today.

Steve: Just suffering from post weekend depression, I'll be fine by Saturday..

by xMDMx June 23, 2010

Northumberland weekend

A weekend spent by yourself at your house or apartment where you have little social contact and possibly smoke some cheeba. Mat sound boring but can be real fun sometimes

Im feeling tired this week im looking foreward to having a Northumerland weekend

by Jordo October 26, 2003

weekend water

An alcoholic beverage; Booze

It's Friday. I'm thirsty. Give me some weekend water.

by kleinsound May 11, 2008