Wedger

A derogatory term for someone of short stature.

that kid is such a fuck'n wedger.
holy shit, you did it with that wedge, you'd better get checked.

by shortstakk October 11, 2010

Fart Wedger

A Fart Wedger is a slice of toilet tissue wrapped to a sufficient size and persuision(Color does not matter). The said wedge is then inserted into a comfortable position between the anal cheeks. The benefit is gained from this is evedent during a public session when a fart is at a point of non-return, by acting as a sound filter. Remember to look surprised when the scent eminates.

Removal of the wedge is not required as a Borrance will eject it, at this point seat an new wedge.

This originates from Alabama - see Alabama Ejaculation Cake

Parp(whisper) - Thank christ for the fart wedger.

by Sid Tetley July 19, 2006

Wedgalord

A villain from some movie that I have no clue what the name is. But I swear it's from some movie. Or it could also be used as a term to describe a massive wedgie. Hense wedge of lord. A lord wedgie. Yah dig?

Hey dude, I gotta pick my wedgalord. Can you make sure nobody is looking.

by Why would you ask my name?! February 22, 2010

Wedgamacallit

The act of having a wedgie and not being able to get it out of your butt crack.

Wow, this wedgamacallit is giving me difficulties! wedgie

by Thomas Rhambler June 10, 2010

Wedga

Singular for wedges

“I want a wedga”

by Ruekylexx July 14, 2022

wedward

some hispanic czech american who sits on his ass on youtube and ruins people's lives for the greater good, and cannot maintain a healthy relationship, but this man will always be there, get a wedward in your life

Jakub: bruh i need a wedward in my life

Allah: here my child *summons a wedward*

Jakub: wow! I have a Wedward! thanks allah!

by Sir Wedward III (allah's son) July 15, 2022

Wet WedgerBledger

When you stick your cock inside of a hot pocket

Wet WedgerBledger nigga

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 19, 2019