Weaver

A woman with pubic hair that is long enough to weave

I love banging weavers

by Scarlet Necro October 11, 2009

Weaver

Weaver is a person whom weaves or sows stuff and therefore if he is a person he will follow u like thread and needle in other words a stalker

Guy 1 stalks guy 2 home guy 2 than spreads word that guy 1 is a weaver good at sowing but stalks people

by Unc13ar pr0f11e July 11, 2019

weaver

alternative word for weed

Do you smoke weaver?

by Daniel G July 3, 2006

weaver

One of the gayest kids you'll ever come accross, usually gets his jollies by fisting men named Steve. Weaver has also been linked to Felching, what a discusting pig.

whoa did you see weaver fist that little boy, what a fag

by rgv312 November 1, 2007

Weavered

Derived from a lucrative greek god, Tyłus Weavüs Måximus who had great influence over masses of the population yet legends have it, he didn’t even know his own power.
When somebody reaches either a god like state, or a contrasting state of embarrassment or utter disappointment, can be used in a wide variety of situations.

This K’s got me absolutely weavered.
He sent me a photo of tyler, I’ve been weavered.
He basically goes with his sister, thats weavered.

by Fettywapemimemhybrid December 9, 2020

The Weaver

When you ejaculate in your hand in the midst of a sexual act and slap the person across the face with the semen filled palm.

Last night my girlfriend was the unsuspecting recipient of The Weaver.

by David Duchovny March 6, 2009

Weaver

(1.) A brat. Someone who essentially poops on the party.
(2.) Someone untrustworthy. Someone who steals frequently.

(1.) We were all having a good time but Tyler was just sitting there being a weaver for absolutely no reason!

(2.) Someone stole $160 dollars from me. I'm gonna find out who that weaver was and get my money back!

by fly_ass_mamacita October 18, 2009