Waynoceros

A fat Wayne.

Wow, look at Waynoceros chow down on those doughnuts!

by FlamHoy September 25, 2010

wayont

A wayont is a unit of measurement equal to the average length of an Alaskans penis or 6.24 miles

Mine is 1.02 wayonts long. How big is yours?

by Urban Twisticle July 24, 2011

Wayward

You are a wayward. You are lost, but you are also searching for yourself. You can't control your behavior. You wander around searching for something, but you can't quite find what it is. You could spend years or even a lifetime searching for this thing, but you being a wayward must keep wandering. As a wayward, you will never be able to sit still, you have to keep moving, but don't let that stop you. One day you'll pass on your wandering spirit onto the next, and you'll finally find what you've been searching for all along.

"Carry On My Wayward Son" ~Kansas

by WayardLoser March 3, 2019

waytoomany

Drug Capital of the internet. Are you high? Do you drink? Do you have any friends? Either way, you cant go wrong here. So join up. Were all family.

"I smoked waytoomany blunts and was eatin waytoomany brownies and then signed on to waytoomany.com/forum and there were waytoomany stoners doin the same shit i was doin."

by StickyIckyGoodness420 September 11, 2007

Waysome

Being waysome is the highest form of superiorty. There is no going beyond waysome, waysome is the maxX an object or being can reach. When something is called or referred to as waysome, it should be admired for it's superiority over life. Being called waysome is the greatest honor and has the same feeling as looking into the face of god and having him say you are his finest creation.

"Riki-ho is waysome."

by Ian Caton October 9, 2004

Waylon

This boi will steal all the hoes and finna fuck yo bitch

Waylon is daddy to all the hoes and is hot asf

by LiLMamiGotANiceClit June 12, 2019

Carry On My Wayward Son

Greatest song by rock band KANSAS, better than Point of No Return by a longshot. Simple to air guitar to, even easier to sing/improv to. Used in the greatest show on earth, SUPERNATURAL, and regrettably not getting enough attention. Best when sung as a a duet with an amanda, whilst leg-guitaring.

-lunch-
v: Carry on my wayward son, there'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest, don't you cry no more!
amanda: DU DU, DU DU, DSH!
both: engage in epic leg guitar.

by SpNuKNOit October 18, 2010