Juice-waxing

When a women sits on a man's chest and move her hips back and forth imitating a titjob, but its actually a girl.

Girl: Hey, let me juice-wax you.
Boy: Ok, sure
Boy: What is juice-waxing?
Girl: You'll find out ;)
Boy: owo

by Kekneko August 23, 2018

waxing

worthwhile pain to get wonderfully smooth legs that stay like that for about 3 weeks.

Guy: Damn it girl how do you get pins that smooth?
Girl: I've just had my waxing done

by Msci June 2, 2004

waxing the pickle

In simplest terms,to masturbate.

Dude Christian has been on the toilet for the last thirty minutes waxing the pickle.

by jose99 October 2, 2006

Waxing the Clown

Wacking the pudd, cock strangling, beating your meat. Tooting your own horn, Jacking off, masturbating.

Don needs a woman in his life so he can stop waxing the clown.

by BiGdAdDy2 December 9, 2008

waxin' the cakes

An absolute plowing from behind where typically the male pulls out his member before spunkification and "frosts" the woman's cakes. Occasionally, the male will use his hands in a waxing motion to cover the entire ass with man juice, thus frosting, or waxin' the cakes. Once the said cakes are waxed, the female sits on the mans chest then spins around and licks up the icing.

The first time Rosie let Edward hit it from behind, he pulled out early and started waxin' the cakes.

by BirdaLooch December 25, 2007

Waxin'

Verb. To mark up, (adjust the price) on drugs; usually refers to marijuana.

Billy: I got this oz. for $200 but charged upwards of $400 - 500

Barbie: Damn, you were waxin' them fools!

by Sweet Baby Breesus May 9, 2013

wavioning

Named after the immortal Wavion. Wavioning is to fool others on the Fark Photoshop Forum to click on something that appears to be informative, by using current events and masked links. With a 95% success rate, and 100% chance of it being a Rick Roll.

I haven't tried wavioning anyone yet, but when I do, they're gonna SHIT.

past tense: You Got WAVIONED.

1337: WAVIOWN3D

by srvbhud December 8, 2007