wattle chopper

Someone who is too "straight", "clean" or "square". Two possible etymologies. In Australia: originally a developer who chops down wattle (Acacia) trees, taming the wilderness. Everywhere else: originally someone who uses Autotune. If you gently karate-chop your adam's apple when you sing, you can sound like you are using autotune.

Have you ever seen Joe bust a move? I haven't either. He must be a wattle chopper.

by Mauritius Moorhen June 12, 2011

wattle waggle

A person of whom has pronounced facial jowls or multiple chins / necks.With vigourous movement , the movement of soft facial features ripples like waves.

My wife and our Neighbour were embroiled in a heated arguement .Their Faces where doing the Wattle waggle

by bufflet October 14, 2017

Wattle

1. The red skin hanging from a turkey's neck/throat.

2. A gross looking penis.

1. That turkey had a large wattle.

2. Damn. Jay has a tiny wattle.

by JaysWattle April 10, 2024

wattle ooo

pretty cool also dumb pretty much anything you can think of is a wattle ooo

aw he's such a wattle ooo

by me c dog November 13, 2019