Waterlogging

When you have to piss so bad that you get an erection

Jason: I woke up and had the biggest waterlog, but I just went back to sleep instead
or
Kevin: I gotta go take a piss, I've been waterlogging for the last 10 minutes.

by sicksociety February 25, 2009

waterplace

A wonderful place to go to when you are dreaming, when you need something to believe in. An imaginary world fit specifically for the dreamer.

Darla: Blahblahblah boys blahblahblah shopping blahblahblah am I too fat?....hey, Maria, are you even listening?
Maria: drool
Susan: I think shes at the waterplace

My waterplace is a big amusement park full of water rides and giant cotton candy.

by Cherrykallista July 20, 2006

Waterlogged

When the stupid fucking window is surrounded by water and you can't fucking fix it because the water is pushing you out of the fucking way so you have to come in from the fucking side and break a few blocks to reach the fucking window BUT NOW MORE FUCKING WATER IS LEAKING AND PUSHING YOU OUT OF THE FUCKIKN WAY SO YOU HAVE TO COME IN FROM THE FUCKING TOP AND BREAK THE WINDO BUT THNE YOU NEED TO MAKE A NOTHER FUXKING WINDO I wani gc Co Co gc Co LF Co mc FYI if cc'd y Th BBC sbvabmmmsnAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY DID THEY THINK THAT HAVING THINGS GET WATERLOGGED WATERGLOGED WAS AGOOBMI DEALWALSD!!!
WEFF ;" feaws

by notfurryipromise August 10, 2020

waterbug

an extremely skinny guy, usually is very twitchy, must have no muscle to speak of.

"do u see that guy trying to curl 5 pounds.. ttl waterbug"
"look now adam has a nickname for how scrawny he is... WaterBug"

by Bleb!!! November 10, 2006

Holiday Waterbugs

A moment where people are being overdramatic and haters and the need for oversized sunglasses is needed. This occurs during the holidays especially.

Dumb Girl 1: Did you see Jenny get that awesome dress and makeup for Christmas?
Dumb Girl 2: Yeah , I'm sooooooo Jelly
Jenny: Hold on. let me get my Holiday Waterbugs

by ThatWeirdGirl December 30, 2013

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

by come along pond November 26, 2011

Waterlogged

When you put a dildo in a girls asshole and it shoots water into the anus.

I left that girl totally waterlogged at the party last night

by Bob Dobalinaa April 11, 2011