Washingtoning

The act of yet again betraying a group of friends after they've forgiven you for previously betraying them.
That bastard has been washingtoning us the whole time!
by Betrayed January 13, 2004
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Washington

A kickass state that has beautiful mountain ranges, open-minded people, and has some of the most lenient drug laws in the entire US.
(South Dakota)
Person#1: "Did you hear Andrew just moved to Washington. Lucky bastard."
Person#2: "Damn right he's lucky. I can't even have an ounce of marijuana without the fucking police busting through my front door."
Person#1: "Yeah, I wish I lived in Washington."
Person#2: "Me too."
by Dubiks December 10, 2018
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Washingtonitis

Noun- The ailment from which a politician suffers from being in Washington too long, and has a result, lost touch with his constituents.

A politician with washingtonitis usually raises massive amounts of money from special interest groups (i.e. Political Action Committees ((PACs)) Big Banks, Real Estate, Financial Investment groups and Corporations). In return for their monetary support the politicians support and lobby for the benefit of their patrons and usually override voters of the people the District. Often these are in Districts where there is little or no opposition. Thus there is nothing to incite an incumbent to do anything for the benefit of his District. See Eric Cantor, John Boehner and Michelle Bachmann
INGRAHAM: ... because this -- because of this. Because the things -- some of the things that you've said -- and they're not all negative, but some of the comments you've made about the Tea Party movement: it's good as the grass roots movement, which I agree. And then you also said, but not -- as a caucus, might not be that helpful.

And then, you know, your -- I think your comment, maybe it was last year about Rush Limbaugh wanting the president to fail. And people get a little worried that...

CANTOR: What?

INGRAHAM: ... you know, even Eric Cantor can get caught up in the Washingtonitis, that's all.
by snagglepuss1614 August 30, 2010
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Washingtons

Filthy, often unbrushed or rotten teeth. An homage to George Washington's wooden dentures.
Go brush your god-awful Washingtons.
by FTVMartin December 16, 2006
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Washington

When one goes to the bathroom to solely wash their hands (for example when entering a restaurant before the meal comes out), but then realizing while in the bathroom and washing their hands that they have to go pee/urinate. Thus, one then has to wash their hands a second time after peeing/urinating.
"Man, I just pulled a Washington when I went to go wash my hands before the food came out. I hate when that happens."
by Hasenfeffer December 10, 2012
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washingtonism

to kill the presidents that already died.
"HE JUST FUCKED LINCOLN! he just committed washingtonism!"
by ktbadger December 17, 2007
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