wardrobe malfunction

1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us.

2. An unintentionally funny explanation of VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "Soy Bomb."

Oh, no! A wardrobe malfunction! Let's call Mr. Coors and apologize for the indecency right away. Stern - you're fired!

by j-diddy April 30, 2004

Wardrobe

A place where you can hide stuff from your children like my friends parents did, you can also hide dead bodies from the police inside them

Let's hide the victim in the wardrobe

by GTSquad2 May 16, 2017

Wardrobe Amnesia

When you find a piece of clothing or accessory in the back of your wardrobe, forget why it was there in the first place, and start wearing it again - remembering why you don't wear that thing all that often only when it's too late.

I wish I didn't have wardrobe amnesia last night - I forgot those shoes gave me blisters and now it hurts to walk!

by Procrastinateher November 4, 2009

Blind Wardrobe

when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.

i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.

by paul February 16, 2003

fuck the wardrobe

Some gay ass phrase used by the biggest hoes around

Izzy: Fuck the wardrobe
Sexy bloke: Go away

by Fuckity fuck fuck December 3, 2013

wardrobe malfunction

Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.

"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"

by Nezbit February 15, 2004

repeat wardrobe

A person's extremely small collection (usually 3 or 4 pieces) of clothing that they wear every week. Most people with a repeat wardrobe get made fun of frequently.

Duder 1: "Look dude there's that Italian kid. He's wearing that damn blue shirt again."

Duder 2: "Yea man he's got the worst repeat wardrobe I've ever seen."

Duder 1: "Hey blue shirt kid! Come here, I got some Spanish homework I need help with."

by westfalia January 11, 2010