wankerchief

Another name for the common tissue, implying that they're only used for wiping up semen.

Friend: Hey man, do you have a wankerchief?
You: No, I used them all last night.

by lewanker July 27, 2011

wankerchiefable

when a woman is so attractive you have to get out your wankerchief and masturbate into it

I saw a pretty lady on the bus wearing a red polka dot scarf - she was very wankerchiefable

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017

hankerchiffing

A term used for the process of an A sexual collectively known as a "Hankerchiff" who surfs the web and wears an orange hat and sunglasses inside a hotel's lobby on the third Wednesday of every Calendar Month.

As I walked into the hotel lobby, I had a rare encounter with a Hankerchiff who happened to be Hankerchiffing in the dark corner.

by you dont get it uncle Bill March 22, 2018

Wankercheif

A reusable cum tissue

“Hey bro thats a cool wankercheif”
“Thanks my girlfriend ate my last one”

by Clown_sucker_69420 June 19, 2020