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Wandering Nipple 

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.
Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.

Wankering 

I've had a long week Jim. I'm hankering for a wankering!
Wankering by homunculus123 April 29, 2020

wandering prairie dog 

when someone sneaks up behind you and lays their penis on your shoulder, then when you turn to see what it is, they wiggle their penis in your ear.
"I broke up with him after he pulled a wandering prairie dog."
wandering prairie dog by bearnp2010 December 22, 2009

Wankling 

"One day you will be a wanker, young wankling."
Wankling by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2013

wandering beard 

Where pubic hair pases over the gooch and connects with the anal hair to form one united hair region.
I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.
wandering beard by Bwooly1001 March 17, 2016

wandering hype man 

A wandering hype man is simply a random person on the street that likes to hype people up when the situation calls for it.
Those guys over there were being super loud last night.
Yeah they were playing a drinking game and a wandering hype man came up and started turning up with the rest of them and they all just went nuts.