Absolute fucking walnut

An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass

In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut

by yaboi_doop October 29, 2018

whispering walnut

The act of lightly puffing air into a vagina while engaging in oral sex.

I love you so much I'm going to give you a whispering walnut tonight. You're welcome.

by Leprekan_45 September 8, 2010

walnut grove high school

Small town school with rednecks, big trucks, and inbreds .. some are half bred.. EVERYONE is related to everyone..

walnut grove high school is inbred central

by yuhhh1243 March 16, 2017

Being a Walnut

Being so dumb that you resemble a walnut

Jaden and Carsen were being a walnut when they played ping pong during lunch and were late to class.

by Walnut King December 8, 2016

Walnut Nutsack

A nutsack that is so wrinkly, that it looks like a walnut.

Woah, the Walnut Nutsack looks like a golden Walnut!

by cyber asscheek December 2, 2014

Oswald Walnut Baljeet Gupta

A young Bahamian. No mic nigglet. That mains discord.com. And has no life

Oswald Walnut Baljeet Gupta is a no mic discordian that cant pack so he types in chat.

by Nigglet exposers April 15, 2023

absolute fucking walnut

What someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection:
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"

-After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species-
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"

by Larry Machuto May 26, 2018