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Wall Street Hug

A one-sided hug given to somebody in need of one. Think of it as an emotional bail-out.
A: She looked like she was in need of an emotional bail-out, so I gave her a Wall Street Hug.

B: That was nice of you.
by Zea1ot October 12, 2010
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Wall Street Rat

Similar in tone to hood rat or street rat the WSR is an sub-species indigenous to the greater NYC area, sometimes including Greenwich, CT. While seemingly disguised in a suit and tie this shady character is constantly plotting nefarious schemes such as parceling up bad product with enough good product to fool buyers (similar to drug dealing), insider lingo meant to confuse and distract listeners and giving themselves pay raises as everyone else suffers (stealing). They should be treated with the same contempt as other aforementioned rats.
I hate going out drinking in the Financial District. The bars are always full of stinking Wall Street Rats.
by The Righteous Huntster Co. October 10, 2010
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Wall Street Fuck

A person who works in the financial industry and creates fictitious reports or spreads false rumors so as to cause volatile price swings in a security in order to profit from shorting or purchasing the security. A Wall Street Fuck will also use phrases like "smart money" or "bifurcation" to create a false sense of urgency and self aggrandizement.
Wall Street Fuck: "Our charts show that the smart money is now purchasing gold as a bifurcation trade against the weak dollar and rising inflation expectations."
by mrnicegeek March 3, 2010
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Wall Street welfare

Government programs that allow Wall Street companies to stay in business and pay out their huge salaries and bonuses even though they've screwed up and should go under.
The Troubled Assets Relief Bill that gave $700 billon to Wall Street companies with no strings attached is the ultimate example of Wall Street welfare.
by Daryl Montgomery December 9, 2008
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wall street journal

High class shitrag newspaper catering to a bunch of little office-dwelling fucks who light their cigars with hundred dollar biils.
Sloan scanned the Wall Street Journal looking for the company she ass-rammed on the stock exchange yesterday.
by Ebeling June 23, 2003
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Wall Street Bet

A wall street bet is when you leverage an asset to its maximum, and so risk losing everything on a very small move against you, but thereby gain the possibility of massive returns should you get your way.
Q: "Did Sam really tell his wife he would leave her unless she arranged a threesome for them on craigslist?"
A: "Yeah, it was a Wall Street Bet, but it paid off ! She was into it, and now he has sex parties every weekend with his hotwife and the local nymphs. And they've never been happier together!"
by some.hoser January 26, 2016
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Wall Street sandwich

When the person at the counter hands back a credit card in between the two receipts.
All you have to do to make a Wall Street sandwich is take the sale receipt from the register, put the credit card on top of it and put the credit receipt on top of the card.

I'll bet Martha Stewart can't make a Wall Street sandwich.
by Sgt. Salt February 26, 2011
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