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1. The boy wanked himself.
wanked by Katrina ((Kitty)) September 27, 2005
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Switched to porn when my mom walked in

A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
1.A LEACH THAT PREYS ON WEAK NEEDY MALES THAT HAVE ZERO BACKBONE OR FUTURE

2.A DRUG ADDICT SLUT THAT MOOCHES CASH FROM LONELY MEN IN CHAT ROOMS

3.A DEVOTED ALCOHOLIC THAT WAKES UP PISSING THE BED AND LAYING IN OWN VOMIT
HOLY SHIT MAN ,, I SAW A WIKKED ,, GOOD GOD ,, WHAT A MESS PHEWYYYY

I WAS IN A STRIP JOINT ,, THERE WAS A WIKKED,, WOULD HAVE SMELLED BETTER IF I BARFFED ON HER SNATCH
WIKKED by DpcxMrPerfect October 17, 2012

Wacked off

"D'you wanna get wacked off"
"Let's get wacked off"
"I was so wacked off last night!"
Wacked off by malesex January 27, 2009
what a guy does to his dick when he is alone, to pleasure himself and cum. It feels so fucking good by the way!!!
Johnny wanked over the girl rubbing her pussy.
wanked by hornyhamish February 7, 2018
Losing a considerable lead in a footrace as a result of being slower than an opponent.

Commonly seen in football when a slower back breaks into the open for an apparent touchdown, only to be caught up to and tackled by a speedier defensive back. Also seen in later legs of track relays.
"I can't BELIEVE you just got walked; you had a 20 yard head start! You're so slow!"
walked by reggiew August 4, 2008