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Wokeanese

(n.) The language of the woke. Originally became popular for its sheer impenatribility; cis white men who speak it are shot or sent to re-education camps in the social sciences department.
"what's the password?"

"the cis patriarchy's violence against queerfluid bodies has me literally shaking rn"

"zhe speaks wokeanese, let zher in"
by mirmathion November 28, 2016
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Wakeland High School

Founded in 2006, in Frisco TX having only one good type of sports team, yet ironically its the sport America doesnt like. Soccer. It has attracted many from around Frisco that claim they are either Frats, Bros, LAX players, and those who think Jersey Shore is the best show around. The school is filled with wannabes and nothing but cliques of punkasses and posers, and also how the kids of the school faculty are the school sluts and skanks. Not to mention the black kids who think they go hard and throw up gang signs saying "swag", "aye", and "fresh" and they claimed they grew up and had a harder life WHILE driving their Daddys BMW, or Mercedes in their new Air Jordans and Ed Hardy clothes. It seems as if though the kids that are not popular are the only ones who have their heads on straight, but even then they still act stupid.
Brendan- Hey bro, shes muff cabbage. Wanna go play some LAX later? My bro also got us some Natty lights. I might be able to break my record of 3 tonight!

Kelton- Aye ya bro, Im down. Let me do smush smush with her first, and I cant tonight, I gotta wack off to Ronnie tonight. New episode of the best show ever.

Brendan- Want a brojob instead? Also the soccer team is playing at Wakeland High School.

Kelton- Brojob sounds good brah.
by IhateWakeland May 23, 2011
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wakandad

Wakandad is defined as a situation or scenario where the aggressor gets taken down.
Boy: hey leave me alone
Bully: shut your damn mouth you moth mouse

Boy: *tries to walk away
Bully: *throws a punch

Boy: *MMA's the shit outa him

Boy: you've just been wakandad bbbeeearch
by BrideOfChucky March 13, 2018
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Wakanda Forever

1. The traditional greeting from the fictional land of Wakanda.

2. Recognition by 2 or more parties that something is uniquely black. The phrase is then spoken acknowledge the instance.
1. Random- What up, homie?

T'Challa- Wakanda forever

2. Jackson- You feel like wings?

Xavier- Sure... make sure they well done

Jackson- You already know!

Xavier- Wakanda Forever
by Deft Trap Savage February 10, 2019
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wakeman

A virtuosic progressive keyboard player who played for the Strawbs and Yes, most notably. He is a classically trained pianist and is wanted by Kurt Cobain (as stated in Journals) to write the soundtrack for a progressive rock movie.
It would be cool if they made a Rick Wakeman action figure.
by David J. Hernandez May 24, 2005
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wakenbaker

One who wakes... then bakes!
It's 9 in the mornin and Robby's already high, he's such a wakenbaker.
by chrisdreed October 9, 2008
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Wakedance

The zombie-like movements you make, repeatedly getting up to hit snooze every few minutes, before falling back to sleep.
I spent an hour doing the wakedance today morning and totally missed my interview.
by textrovert January 7, 2011
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