Douche-waggle

When a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, "That guy just changed the music! What a douche-waggle!"

Douche-waggle by Wilbur Nether Jr. April 3, 2009

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de facto minimum wage

The lowest hourly rate most people would accept to make the job worth their time. It is higher than the government's minimum wage, which is always too low to afford basic needs.

Company: "We offer a competitive rate above minimum wage! $27/hr"
Candidate: "meh, barely the de facto minimum wage in Sydney. I get more on welfare doing nothing"
Company: "Why does noone want to work for us???"

de facto minimum wage by wagie2023 August 12, 2023

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desert weagle

a shitty gun or a perverted grandma that for some reason lives in the desert

oh shit that desert weagle has a desert weagle

desert weagle by glenn smith July 25, 2003

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Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle

Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle(DWSW) is a form of currency brought about by a need to have a common form of currency that holds it value relative to every other currency out there.

Since the Dollar itself has been used as a relative value, it has fallen in value. Did you know that there are now a few (maybe two) currencies that are better valued than the Dollar, now? Well, How do you say $1=3.25 of whatever the currency is without getting depressed about it? You use the DWSW as a basis instead. It's much easier to say 1DWSW=$0.50 without getting depressed,yes?

George exchanged 1 DWSW(Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle) for $0.50 in America, where the exchange rate is better than in other countries...

Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle by Reaverblade June 11, 2009